Oh my god we are making a YouTube series. Check it out, laugh at us!


lucksail-deactivated20140603: sister. youre telling me that youre awake and want chocolate and gymli and wont respond on damn phone why. 

Brother.

I have finals all this week. 

You ate all of the chocolate.

Why, Brother. Why.

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alionateher: You are probably the most perfect person I have ever seen :I So many questions D: How old are you where do you live what is your name what is your ethnicity can I marry you I love you??? 

neurommancer:

alionateher:

neurommancer:

alionateher:

neurommancer:

And you are the kindest and cutest human I have ever met!
My name is Damaride, I’m in my twenties (-physically. I am actually hundreds of years old) and I live in Italy. Sure, you can love me, because you’re really really pretty~

D: I love you

I mean seriously, your facial structure is absolutely dreamy, you have the most adorable nose, and beautiful green eyes, your fashion sense is everything I have ever wanted but have been too broke to maintain XD And even if I could, there is no way I would look as gorgeous and breathtaking as you.

If you ever visit the US you have a place to stay with me, I’d more than love to meet you <3

Or if you ever are looking for a decent and true compliment/comment, come to me, I could give you thousands upon thousand <3

Oh my God.
I don’t even know how to thank you!
But the same goes for you, your face is so cute and I love the shape of your lips.
Message me everytime you want, I’d love to speak to you~

Gah >.< Thank you so much!

But truth be told, I really don’t use tumblr all so much. Any other method of communication you would prefer me to bother you with? ^-^

Sure, I’ll message you right away!

Yay! :3

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alionateher: You are probably the most perfect person I have ever seen :I So many questions D: How old are you where do you live what is your name what is your ethnicity can I marry you I love you??? 

neurommancer:

alionateher:

neurommancer:

And you are the kindest and cutest human I have ever met!
My name is Damaride, I’m in my twenties (-physically. I am actually hundreds of years old) and I live in Italy. Sure, you can love me, because you’re really really pretty~

D: I love you

I mean seriously, your facial structure is absolutely dreamy, you have the most adorable nose, and beautiful green eyes, your fashion sense is everything I have ever wanted but have been too broke to maintain XD And even if I could, there is no way I would look as gorgeous and breathtaking as you.

If you ever visit the US you have a place to stay with me, I’d more than love to meet you <3

Or if you ever are looking for a decent and true compliment/comment, come to me, I could give you thousands upon thousand <3

Oh my God.
I don’t even know how to thank you!
But the same goes for you, your face is so cute and I love the shape of your lips.
Message me everytime you want, I’d love to speak to you~

Gah >.< Thank you so much!

But truth be told, I really don’t use tumblr all so much. Any other method of communication you would prefer me to bother you with? ^-^

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alionateher: You are probably the most perfect person I have ever seen :I So many questions D: How old are you where do you live what is your name what is your ethnicity can I marry you I love you??? 

neurommancer:

And you are the kindest and cutest human I have ever met!
My name is Damaride, I’m in my twenties (-physically. I am actually hundreds of years old) and I live in Italy. Sure, you can love me, because you’re really really pretty~

D: I love you

I mean seriously, your facial structure is absolutely dreamy, you have the most adorable nose, and beautiful green eyes, your fashion sense is everything I have ever wanted but have been too broke to maintain XD And even if I could, there is no way I would look as gorgeous and breathtaking as you.

If you ever visit the US you have a place to stay with me, I’d more than love to meet you <3

Or if you ever are looking for a decent and true compliment/comment, come to me, I could give you thousands upon thousand <3

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New boots &lt;3

New boots <3


I met this lady in Hollywood,She had green hair, but damn, she looked good.I took her to my house, &#8216;cause she was fine,But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!

I met this lady in Hollywood,
She had green hair, but damn, she looked good.
I took her to my house, ‘cause she was fine,
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!


Show me the ropes..

Show me the ropes..


Check out my Suicide Girls set that just came out February 8th!

Give me some love <3


How about that airline food?

How about that airline food?


Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!


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